Rustic Kamping

For those of you who share the Kamp Nazi's agony of having to share the parks with people who do not have any business being in the parks...

The Kamp Nazi has decided to strategically withdraw from the State and County Park systems. With the use of unconventional means of intelligence gathering, and a couple standard reconnaissance missions, the Kamp Nazi has determined that almost all the morons with kids in tow found in the park system are drawn exclusively to the campgrounds that have shower facilities. Therefore, the sites that are described as "Rustic" are, beyond any possible coincidence, a reliable repellant for morons.

However, with the greatly reduced number of pin headed dingle-berries to deal with, you are going to forgo your ability to take a shower every morning. While the Kamp Nazi doesn't mind missing a shower or two, The Executive Branch (AKA Mrs. Kamp Nazi) does. In any case, the plan of attack on the Rustic camp grounds required enhanced equipment...

This is where the expedition trailer concept came into play. The Kamp Nazi always wanted to have an expedition trailer to pull behind his General Purpose Vehicle. This is more for the ease in which such a device would allow him to beat a hasty retreat from the city, since it could be left equipped with all of the required equipment instead of loading and unloading the General Purpose Vehicle, and packing and unpacking the equipment locker before and after each trip. Now with the Executive Branch needing a facility in which to bathe, the Kamp Nazi has had the budget passed to begin building an Expedition Trailer.