THE KAMPSITE

This is the typical Kamp Nazi Kampsite. You will note that the Kamp Nazi leaves nothing outside of his tents. There are no clotheslines with towels and swimming suits with sleeping bags strung up all over the site (nobody like the sight of other peoples swimming suits turned inside out and strung up all over the place, why when people go into the woods they leave their modesty at home, the Kamp Nazi has no idea). There are no coolers, or food stores outside of the tent, much less left out of animial proof storage containers. The Kamp Nazi has all of the doors shut on his General Purpose Vehicle, and is not listening to its stereo. There are no barking dogs tied to the trees, and there is no garbage in the site, as it has been removed completely from the site by taking it to the campground dumpster.