THE KAMP NAZI SAYS...

..."you are an idiot if you arrive after dark."

If you cannot arrive before dark to set up your camp, then don't arrive. Driving "all the way from Illinois" isn't an excuse to drive into The campground just before the gates close, shine your headlights into everyones campsite as you look for your site. Then when you find it after 2 trips through the campground, you can't turn off your headlights while you BACK INTO the site (you are going BACKWARDS, your reverse lights stay on with the headlights off dumbass). Instead you shine you headlights in the the persons site across the road and where ever else you aim your car, untill your idiot self can get the vehicle in the site. Then you bump and rattle everything you own out of the vehicle, yell at each other, and generally sound like a bull in a china shop for the next hour. Driving "all the way from Illinois" is not an excuse for showing up late. Driving "all the way from Illinois" is an excuse to shoot you on sight.

..."you are a dope if you bring a dog camping."

The Kamp Nazi loves dogs, particularily his own puppies, but he also knows a campground isn't a place to bring them. Such things as nature trails, tours of historical sights, the small shops that the Kamp Nazi's wife insists on entering, and many other places one ends up on vacations just are not appropriate for dogs, or strictly prohibit them, and the Kamp Nazi refuses to chain his puppies to a tree while he is enjoying the outdoors all day long. Obviously some people don't feel this way, because many times the Kamp Nazi sees dogs chaind to trees, and BARKING ALL DAY LONG! The Kamp Nazi hears other campers wishing "that someone would just shoot that dog." The Kamp Nazi wishes he could take your puppy and shoot you.

..."you are a moron if you let your kids run loose."

Just because there is little traffic through a campground, doesn't mean the road is a playground for pets (sometimes called children) weather or not they are on bikes, rollerblades, or skateboards (which are incredibly noisy on the usual campground road). If your pets need a playground, go to a "family" campground and stay the hell out of the park system. If your kids need a some nature, then plan a day trip. Kids are noisy, messy, and inconsiderate. You don't let your dog run where ever it wants to all day, you tied it to a tree. So why do you just let your children run around where ever they want all day?

Tie them to a tree, or go to a "family"campground.

..."you are a complete idiot if you can't, or refuse to control your children."

If your dumbass kids can't figuer out a frisbee, and keep their frisbee out of someone elses campsite, then you take it away from them. If your dumbass kids actually hit another campers tent or vehicle with their frisbee, and you don't immediatly take it away from them, the Kamp Nazi will make the frisbee and the children dissappear. Permently. YOU are the problem, but frankly, the Kamp Nazi doesn't care. An idiot parent like you won't know their brainless kids have dissappeared untill it has been nice and quiet for a loooong time.

..."there is only one way to camp, my way!!!"