THE RULES

1. Follow ALL of the rules of a campground. If you think the rule was made for someone else, think again. Since you are about to do it, the rule was made for you, dumbass.

2. Pets do not belong in parks. Pets belong in "family" campgrounds. The Kamp Nazi leaves his puppies at home, and they are more behaved than most campers.

3.Do NOT walk through other people campsites! You don't just walk into someone elses house, so stay the hell out of their campsite. Taking a shortcut through someones campsite is the equilivent of tresspassing. Kids are notorious for tresspassing. For more on kids, see rule 2

4. If you cannot arrive before dark to set up your camp, then plan for more time to drive, take off more time for your vacation, or stay where ever the hell it is that you came from!

5. Regardless of what campground rules are, nobody wants to hear your music. Why are you in a designated nature area (County, State, and Natinal parks are nature areas, thats why they are PARKS, not recreation areas) if you are indifferent to the nature, go to a "family" campground if you have to listen to music.

6. BE QUIET! People are trying to imagine that they are in the woods, not in an oddly wooded city with fabric buildings, when they are camping. Pets (sometimes called children) are loud, they belong in "family" campgrounds.

7. Keep all of your food in an animal-proof container. It constantly amazes The Kamp Nazi that people leave their food out on the picnic table overnight. HELLO! No park allows you to feed the animals, and by leaving out food you are feeding the animals. Its because of the dumbasses like you who leave food out that more and more animals execute night time raids on camp sites each year.

8. No parties. As if this actually needs to be a rule, it pretty much violates half the rules in a campground. Parties are loud, parties have music. Parties leave food all over the place and parties are messy. Aside form the actual party, parties have alcohol, which is an intoxicant. Drunk people do all sorts of stupid things, and they do those stupid things loudly. The most annoying thing about drunk people is the throwing up. The Kamp Nazi reserves the right to end your misery, and the misery of the campground because of you loudly heaving in the middle fo the night, and the next morning when everyone else is eating breakfast.

9. Do NOT ask to borrow other campers' equipment. The Kamp Nazi doesn't care if you don't have something. He cares even less why you don't have it. Unless it is an emergency due to somebody being injured, you will remember to bring, keep better track of, or lock it up if you forgot it, lost it or had it stolen and no longer have it on this trip. Deal.